The most interesting things about me fall flat and into a one-dimensional, boring list when I try to type them. I am a fluid person, ever changing yet often stagnant (for lack of a sexier word). I like to read, but during the school year I don't read often. I love to laugh and I really enjoy people who laugh with me and who can make me laugh. Life is too miserable to take seriously, so I laugh and recognize that life is really a beautiful joke and the joke is on us. I value honesty and integrity and friendship. I currently workout at the gym 3-4 times a week. My goal is to go the Old Folks Home where Jean-Claude Van Damme resides in one years time (when I've got the diesel body of the goddess, Venus) and to kick him in the shin. That's how tough I'll be! Then I'm going to bolt out of there and run like hell before his groupies riding on rascals mow me down. Not that I advocate violence... peace and tranquility to all! I am open to new experiences, but I am closed-minded about strange foods. I am shy often, but underneath the bashful shield is a wonderful, caring, funny woman.
What I seek in a mate is a person who is like me: do you like cheesey things? I do. Are your favorite holidays Halloween and Christmas? Mine are. Do you think pretentious people are ridiculous? Me too! Are you honest, caring, and a man who loves to laugh? I am, except for the man part. I feel like I'm advertising a used car. That's why this whole profile is sort of futile. You won't know if the food's good unless you take a bite... or at least a sniff.
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| Height | 5 ft 5 in (165 cm) |
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| Body type | In good shape |
| Tattoos | None |
| Personality traits | Adventurous, Eccentric, Intellectual, Loving, Procrastinator, Romantic, Social butterfly, Sophisticated, Stubborn, Unconventional |
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| In my words | Ask me |
| Smoking | No, but smoke doesn't bother me |
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| Drinking | Socially |
| In my words | Ask me |
